Fuck Yeah Reception Rabbit
I'm picturing a bunch of screaming, drooling Anon's asking stupid questions and a bunny with a desk and 60's phone twitching their nose in annoyance. I don't know. You're just great.

OMG that is the most perfect representation of what we are. I love it.

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from Dark blue, light blue and purple. A gray rabbit is looking to the left of the imageTop Text: “SIGN CLEARLY SAYS “AT LUNCH””Bottom Text: “”WHY ISN’T ANYONE HELPING ME?””
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EVERY. DAY. 
I only get 30 minutes for lunch out of an entire 10 hour day. We have a sign on the door and on the window that says “Closed daily 1:00 to 1:30”  We also put out a 3rd sign during lunch and we sit it RIGHT ON TOP OF THE SIGN-IN SHEET. They can even see me eating. But, it never fails that someone sticks their head through the window and is all “EXCUUUUSEE MEEEEE?”

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from Dark blue, light blue and purple. A gray rabbit is looking to the left of the image

Top Text: “SIGN CLEARLY SAYS “AT LUNCH””

Bottom Text: “”WHY ISN’T ANYONE HELPING ME?””

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EVERY. DAY. 

I only get 30 minutes for lunch out of an entire 10 hour day. We have a sign on the door and on the window that says “Closed daily 1:00 to 1:30”  We also put out a 3rd sign during lunch and we sit it RIGHT ON TOP OF THE SIGN-IN SHEET. They can even see me eating. But, it never fails that someone sticks their head through the window and is all “EXCUUUUSEE MEEEEE?”

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from Dark blue, light blue and purple. A gray rabbit is looking to the left of the image Top Text: “DO YOU F——RS EVER ANSWER YOUR PHONE?” Bottom Text: “WAS ON ANOTHER CALL”]I work 8:30am-2pm, five days a week. It’s a very rare day when I clear the messages in the morning and don’t find a message like this.

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from Dark blue, light blue and purple. A gray rabbit is looking to the left of the image

Top Text: “DO YOU F——RS EVER ANSWER YOUR PHONE?”

Bottom Text: “WAS ON ANOTHER CALL”]

I work 8:30am-2pm, five days a week. It’s a very rare day when I clear the messages in the morning and don’t find a message like this.

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from Dark blue, light blue and purple. A gray rabbit is looking to the left of the imageTop Text: “Inform caller staff member is out for the day”Bottom Text: “Calls back an hour later asking for staff member”]

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from Dark blue, light blue and purple. A gray rabbit is looking to the left of the image

Top Text: “Inform caller staff member is out for the day”

Bottom Text: “Calls back an hour later asking for staff member”]

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from Dark blue, light blue and purple. A gray rabbit is looking to the left of the imageTop Text: “Parent leaves kids in the lobby”Bottom Text: “Drafted as babysitter”]

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from Dark blue, light blue and purple. A gray rabbit is looking to the left of the image

Top Text: “Parent leaves kids in the lobby”

Bottom Text: “Drafted as babysitter”]

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from Dark blue, light blue and purple. A gray rabbit is looking to the left of the image Top Text: “COWORKERS LOAD DISHWASHER” Bottom Text: “DIDN’T RINSE”]
Why does it seem like I’m the only one here who knows how dishwashers work? They don’t magically erase food— if you leave oatmeal/quinoa/curry (god forbid, curry!) crusted to your dish it will still be there in the morning. And guess who gets to scrape it off…

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from Dark blue, light blue and purple. A gray rabbit is looking to the left of the image

Top Text: “COWORKERS LOAD DISHWASHER”

Bottom Text: “DIDN’T RINSE”]

Why does it seem like I’m the only one here who knows how dishwashers work? They don’t magically erase food— if you leave oatmeal/quinoa/curry (god forbid, curry!) crusted to your dish it will still be there in the morning. And guess who gets to scrape it off…

Hi Rabbits!!!!!!

Mod Catherine here!!!

I have a question for all our amazing Rabbits. I feel Tumblr dumb and there are a few things I have always wanted to know how to do and none of the people who follow my personal blog will help me (haha).

1) How do I make something a read more?

2) How do I reply to someone following me or replying to a post?

If any of our Rabbits know how to do these things and are feeling generous and want to share the knowledge, please send me a message on my personal blog http://sleepy-time-bear.tumblr.com/

Keep submitting and keep strong Rabbits!!!!!!

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from Dark blue, light blue and purple. A gray rabbit is looking to the left of the image Top Text: “Customer calls pet boarding facility thinking it’s the vet” Bottom Text: “Proceeds to indirectly complain about the pet boarding facility”]
I work as a part time receptionist at a small pet boarding facility in a small town somewhere.
We have a local veterinarian business in the same town with a similar name, the only difference is the last word of the business name which theirs is “Hospital”. I take a phone call from a client who is thinking we are the vet. First let me say that I answer the phone clearly saying “Thank you for calling [business name]. My name is [name]. How may I help you?”
Well she went on to say something like this: “I want to make an appointment to get shots for my dog. I want to take him to [pet boarding facility] but they need me to update his shots AGAIN.” The last part of her sentence was said in an angry sarcastic tone. My reply was “Ma’am. This is [pet boarding facility].” To which she said “Oh” and then quickly hung up. We don’t ask people to update their vaccines frequently, just so long as they are current with their vet or wherever they get them done. But that phone gave me a good chuckle. :]

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from Dark blue, light blue and purple. A gray rabbit is looking to the left of the image

Top Text: “Customer calls pet boarding facility thinking it’s the vet”

Bottom Text: “Proceeds to indirectly complain about the pet boarding facility”]

I work as a part time receptionist at a small pet boarding facility in a small town somewhere.

We have a local veterinarian business in the same town with a similar name, the only difference is the last word of the business name which theirs is “Hospital”. I take a phone call from a client who is thinking we are the vet. First let me say that I answer the phone clearly saying “Thank you for calling [business name]. My name is [name]. How may I help you?”

Well she went on to say something like this: “I want to make an appointment to get shots for my dog. I want to take him to [pet boarding facility] but they need me to update his shots AGAIN.” The last part of her sentence was said in an angry sarcastic tone. My reply was “Ma’am. This is [pet boarding facility].” To which she said “Oh” and then quickly hung up. We don’t ask people to update their vaccines frequently, just so long as they are current with their vet or wherever they get them done. But that phone gave me a good chuckle. :]

Happy Holidays!!!!

Mod Catherine here!!!
Just wanted to wish all our Rabbits a happy holiday season! Holidays can be shitty for all people working in customer service so I wanted to give a big THANK YOU to our Rabbits working hard for little to no appreciation this season. Just remember, 2 days till Christmas and then we can go back to just dealing with shitty people/situations at normal frequency. Keep submitting your Rabbits and keep up the good work!!!
Love,
Mod Catherine.

We only have 2 computers. Both are old as Methuselah. One was frozen, and I had 2 customers to check out, 5 customers to call and 2 appointments to make, all of which require the computer. My coworker was leaning all over the desk, not even letting me stand in the space, while she was dicking around on Facebook.

We only have 2 computers. Both are old as Methuselah. One was frozen, and I had 2 customers to check out, 5 customers to call and 2 appointments to make, all of which require the computer. My coworker was leaning all over the desk, not even letting me stand in the space, while she was dicking around on Facebook.